Make-up Sex is Like Scaring in the Monster World

Usually, when any of my single friends tells me he will never get married I sometimes feel like I have to pull out the tenth oldest trick in the book: ‘But that make-up sex though…’ Is that what we’ve got though?  ‘Yes, you’ll fight all the time.  But occasionally you’ll enjoy I’m-angry-and-sorry-at-the-same-time coitus.’  Of course,…